Hey guys! Quick but V important post. If you haven’t head of it yet I’m about to blow your mind: Everything butt the Bagel Seasoning. This stuff is so good that it’s selling for twice as much on Amazon as it costs in store (it’s a Trader Joe’s product). As the name suggests, it’s basically the top of a bagel scraped off and bottled. It’s especially satisfying for those of us trying to shimmy our way into a bikini for summer because it makes everything taste more carby (if that makes sense). I put it on avocado toast, hold the bread, and barely miss the bread.
Despite being pretty healthy and knowing I SHOULD be eating greens every day, I don’t particularly enjoy the pressure of meeting that quota. However, if you want to have glowing, dewy skin you just gotta do it. It also makes it harder that most “greens” associations are salads aka dinner or lunch. Since I don’t love salads I needed a new solution so I came up with one! I now eat an entire container of spinach/kale every single day and get it in first thing in the morning so there are no excuses (I make this at night, every night, and let it sit in the fridge overnight so it’s ready in the morning). Try it and you can now justify your shitty dinner - you’re welcome!
Get it? Zucchini oats. Just when I thought that I couldn't possibly like overnight oats any more I discovered THIS. If you like zucchini bread then TRY IT. Not only does it taste like sweet and savory zucchini bread but it's also super simple. And good for you unlike its aforementioned muse.
Tell me this doesn't remind you of the rhinestone back pockets of True Religion jeans starting from 2002 to.....now? I'm fairly certain they're still a thing in parts of this country that will remain unnamed. BUT I digress.
Who doesn't love cereal? There's something so satisfying about sitting with your bowl and chomping away spoonful by spoonful. If they didn't have the nutritional equivalency of a brick I would probably keep Fruit Loops in my h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ apartment at all times.